METAPHORS AND PUNCHLINES

i was recently listening to a song that was strictly a song of "i'm this, you're that." i felt compelled one day on the train to see how long i could go with this theme....this is how far i got...

you're the student, i'm the teacher

you all followers, i'm the leader

everybody players, i'm the coach

ya'll delinquents, and i'm the po

you the worker, i'm the boss

oh, you don't know hip-hop?

your loss

i dominate you, you're submissive

you in the jail cell and i'm watchin you pissin

i'm the performer, you just the crowd

can't help but smile when you scream my name loud

i'm like puffy, you mase

i'm the shot, you the chase

i'm the 16, you the hook

you the movie, i'm the book

i'm professor X and you magneto

you all obvious, i'm incognito

don't worry about me tho

wait till they all find out

your new single was my sample

you win one round, i take the battle

i'm the villian, you the damsel

you in distress, i take a rest

i'm the final homie you just the test

oh you holdin a protest?

no need i'm the revolution

no actors anywhere and you still shooting

i'm ridng out while you in central booking

got too many men to count

and you still looking

dinner on the table and you still cooking

haha that last line makes me laugh...hope you enjoyed that